So You're a PSYCHO Douche!

Ok, I am about to display a conversation I had with the ex-wife of a dear friend of mine (who is currently in the middle of some pretty intense legal battles with said ex). This woman has filed a restraining order against my friend (who is honestly one of the most easy going guys I have ever personally known), claiming that he supposedly did some pretty bad things to their child (keep in mind, this guy LOVES kids, and I don't mean in any kind of weird way...they just make him happy) so the charges themselves are pretty outrageous. Anyway...I am about to post the entire conversation I had with this woman with the addition of my initial comment I will simply TYPE here, because apparently my initial comment got deleted sadly...not even sure why really. it wasn't really mean exactly, it was just a simple question.

But here it goes:
***what I said that started Amber on her little tirade

"Curious Amber, if you hate him so much, why do you even bother to post all these nasty comments on every post he makes? If you truly hated him as much as you claim to, wouldn't you just want to keep him out of your life?"

(simple and honest question really because what prompted me to ask this, is because every notification that popped up by my friend coming across my news feed had this Amber woman just lashing out at my friend in the most evil, spiteful, most vindictive way possible, and this bothered me). Anyway...here are the screen clippings of the conversation that ensued thereafter....***WARNING HARSH LANGUAGE INVOLVED***

The next morning after posting my comment....this is what I wake up to find: So...here she claims her ex has supposedly been sending me money for years. lol he actually paid me once to help him with his website (which is what I do for a living currently. lol) so right out the gate she is showing signs of having these delusions where she is always the victim...and a pretty hostile one at that lol).

so here she basically lashes out at anyone who tries to talk to her. Even with simple innocent questions. It is like she sees every question as some personal attack or something, and feels the need to call them every nasty name in the book and insult them in any way humanly possible. Not sure honestly how this woman could have ANY friends, let alone the small army she supposedly mentions she has at her disposal later on. lol

this part here kind of confused me a bit. It just seemed to me she was just continuing to lash out any way she could, and for no real reason, and of course, the people she was lashing out against, responded in kind, with the exact attitude she seemed to be dishing out. (after all, you tend to get from people what you give...you can't really expect them to welcome her with open arms at this point. lol)

here she basically accuses my friend of stalking her, all be it rather subtly. Now...I have talked to my friend extensively about this, and he has no desire to deal with this woman on any level at this point...and I should think it is pretty obvious why really. HAHAHAHA! this woman is clearly a psycho bitch from hell! HAHAHA!

here, she continues to lash out...one comment obviously intended to lighten the mood, and she's off again, accusing every woman who comments on the post of being a a slut, and whatnot.

this is the point where I woke up and got the notices that all this had transpires while I was sleeping. after all, by the time I had commented initially, it was already well past midnight. I had read all of the comments up to this point and made my assessment of the situation, and called it for exactly what it is. I was literally half asleep and trying to wake up, so pardon the whole misspelling of sent. lol but after I posted that, I recalled the time he hired me to work on his website.

apparently designing websites for multi-million dollar corporations isn't a real job. HAHAHA! whatever. But basically she is seen here throwing out wild accusations in an attempt to TRY anyway, to make herself look better....but come on folks, anyone who actually believes anyone who talks trash like this probably has as many issues as this Amber bitch. HAHAHAHA!

ok, I went off on a rant here....and sadly, most of her responses were deleted by my friend at this point because she stepped over the line with her insults...and you can imagine...if he had let most of her comments up till NOW to go uncensored...well....I guess all I can say is try and use your imagination based off my responses I guess. HAHAHAHA! but yes, I called her the C word, but she had already disrespected me numerous times up to this point, and well....I don't sit idly by and let people talk to me the way this woman talks to people. I don't care what format they use to do it. 

At this point, my friend messaged me and basically begged me to stop commenting so she would go away. Out of respect for my friend, I conceded, and stopped commenting, but as you can see...she blatantly threatens me and not in the subtle way, but in the, I could make this bitch go to prison for criminal threatening kind of way...but...because I am not THAT vindictive, I simply chose to put her as a feature on So You're A Douche! tell me what you think? have any of you had an experience like this one? How did YOU handle it? It would be interesting to see how many people out there have had similar experiences with psycho people online. lol

The Worst Mother in America

Ok, here is a perfect example of a woman with some seriously wacked out parenting priorities. The images here are taken directly from her twitter page. Think about this for a minute, if she is willing to post this kind of stuff in public...can you imagine the kind of crap this bitch does in PRIVATE??

1) So basically this dumb douche takes the money that is given to her by the state to support her children, and spends it on weed and booze. *facepalms.

2) ok, so...she's at a WALMART with her KIDS, and for SOME reason she thinks it is appropriate to start twerking in the isles???

3) This is so wrong on so many levels. what the F**K makes this woman think it is ok to give an INFANT weed????

4) Here she is AGAIN, spending her CHILD support money on drugs. 

5) ok,, this just scares me....does she really believe this? and with the way she brags about wanting to screw guys with money to get pregnant....makes me think she might have one of her own (STD). *facepalms. 

6) Nothing like telling the world you physically abuse your children. This woman needs a good ass kicking. I'd love to break HER arm.

7) And here she is yet AGAIN, announcing to the world that she is denying her child the care it needs so she can get drugs and stupid shit.

8) AND again!

9) She probably spat on you because you're a nasty bitch. lol

10) ok, there are SO many things wrong with this, I don't know where to start...but I think it's fair to say this bitch is one ratchet ass ho. how can a person behave this way, and call themselves a good moral christian?

11) Not sure I'd want to be the guy that was "licking her pussy" after seeing this nasty ass shit! That lavender and pink pair....OMG! NASY! Ya know, there's a reason people don't "air their dirty laundry" in pubic folks....and THIS is it!

12)The fact that she has to ask this....*facepalms. Honestly??? and the fact she readily admits to smoking weed with her daughter, and that the weed she smokes with her is bought from the poor kid's child support check is just beyond ignorant, it is f**king child abuse ya dumb DOUCHE!

The Dream Crushing Duo

Ok...so...story goes...there is a small little motel community up in the adirondacks of NY (not specifying certain names to protect the innocent) but there is one old lady and her completely incompetent 38 year old son, that live in somewhat adjoining rooms there. (this is the guilty party, so all's fair here...it's not slander if it's the truth. lol and I have witnesses!)

So Sam Leto, and Mary Ellen Hanchett (two people that until their actions clearly proved otherwise....I had considered close personal friends of mine) Well...these two douchebags, decide after I tell them about how I was working on getting a couple of my closer friends in the complex to go in halves with me and my son on a decent little 6 bedroom house potentially for rent near the motel. And they know how excited I was that my son would have his own privacy (because he is 24 ya know...a healthy attractive young man in his prime pretty much...and well...no mother wants to hear OR see what goes on there...yea, in this case, I prefer to remain blissfully ignorant. lol)

SO I went on and on, about how I have been looking forward to this moment my entire life. The day I have my family again...the day my son comes back home...it has been the driving force of my whole freaking LIFE, and they know this...I have been very open about this, because like I said...up till recently they were my friends...well...they called themselves my friend...(I suppose there's a difference there as I am beginning to learn).

SO...on the day I planned to talk to the landlord about it face to face, they didn't even give him a chance to talk to me first, they just stole the plans I had to move into the house, right out from under me. POOF! gone! weeks of planning and working out the finances, and figuring out if it was affordable or not, and frig, by the end of it...it would have only cost each of us 250 bucks a month rent to live there. I had it all worked out...Poof! gone because of their greedy jealousy.

No one but them are allowed to be happy or comfortable, or have any kid of family life. no one else is allowed, and we don't care how you feel, or what you want, or what your dreams are, or any of that crap, because all that matters is what WE want. that is basically what their actions say to me.

And all the times I spent bringing them food, giving them cigarettes, helping his mother recover from hip surgery....because I THOUGHT we were friends...all that time I spent lending them money and helping them when they got a bit low on cash...helping her son with his blasted habits, and basically being there for them...was all wasted time it would seem, because some people are just douchebags. And often we don't find OUT they are douchebags, until it is too late. and by then, they've already screwed us over. Lesson learned...Be ware the wolf in sheep's clothing... the people who claim to be your friend. not all who make that claim, truly are.

The Paranoid Parking Douche

Paranoid Parking Douche

We don't know this person's name, or who's car this actually IS, BUT...I'd say this person is just a BIT overly paranoid about getting their precious "smart car" scratched. So much so that they are willing to deprive any other shopper from parking next to them. folks....if you need this much space to get into this tiny little car....maybe you should get a bigger car? lol Just sayin!

Alison the STD spreading Sociopath

this woman here:

Is one of our nominees for biggest Douche of the month. Her story? Seducing Middle aged men, taking advantage of them, and yep...apparently giving them STDs. So the story goes...she gets my friend to date her. (my friend shall remain nameless to protect his identity for obvious reasons as he was clearly the victim in all this) She practically threw herself at him, and what middle aged man is going to say "no" to her? She is obviously an attractive woman, who consequently understands this, and uses it to her advantage. She is a "party girl" though, and well...we all know what path that leads to....don't we? Yep...somewhere along the line...she caught one, failed to tell my friend beforehand, and well...let's just say...thankfully it was a curable one.